The Portal

NYC x DUB

A portal links two cities,

Manhattan and O'Connell Street,

Built to bring people together,

An impressive technological feat.

On either end of the spectrum,

A crowd of all race and creed,

Smiling and waving and having fun,

Light hearted banter guaranteed...

There's Joy and Brad who are on a date,

He just proposed on the Empire State,

There's Redser from Finglas who's havin a fag,

A gang of lads from Leeds are on a stag.

There's Robert J Cohen who's a Wall Street big shot,

Resides in Tribeca and has his own yacht,

Siobhan's still waiting on a 39a,

John's in a Dublin jersey even though he's from Bray.

Chip Munroe just came from The Met,

He jogged through Central Park and worked up a sweat,

A busker appears and plays a tune,

"The Yanks can't hear ye Bono ye goon!"

Celebs are here too including Paul Rudd,

An almighty moron holds up a picture of a spud,

This is where it turns into a farce,

Redser bends over and reveals his bare arse.

America is enraged and feels under attack,

In Ireland's defence it was only a bit of craic,

They decide to be civil and call it quits,

Until an OnlyFans lady flashes her t*ts.

The plug was pulled and the live stream closed,

The good, the bad, and the ugly exposed,

It's back open now but at what cost?

All respect between two nations has truly been lost.

A portal linked two cities,

New York and Dublin Town,

Built to bring people together,

But a lot of weird shit went down.