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Oct 261 min read
The Portal: Part Two
In the states, The Portal has moved to Philadelphia. In Ireland, it's still in Dublin for some reason.
Aug 161 min read
Breaking Not News
This just in. Molly-Mae and Tommy Fury have split up. Fuckinel.
Jul 131 min read
I, Too (Am Spanish)
A poem about Spain v England in the final of Euro 24. Vamos, as the fella says.
May 271 min read
The Portal
A poem about this God forsaken portal between NYC and Dublin.
May 251 min read
Getting Albania in Euros Sweepstake
I did a Euros sweepstake. It didn't go well.
May 121 min read
Leaving Cert Weather
Coming June 2024. When it's the hottest week since records began, And you're starting to notice the farmer's tan, It's 30 degrees and the...
Nov 24, 20231 min read
See Me Trackie
Dublin. November 23rd. Some lads loot for their country, Others loot cuz they're skint, The only thing I'm looting for, Is a trackie that...
Dec 23, 20221 min read
Twas The Night Before Christmas
An old classic. Twas the night before Christmas, When all through the pub, The jukebox was blaring, 50 Cent In Da Club. Old friends...
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